kung fu hustler
There are many things I don't know in life. I don't know how to roll my tongue. I don't know how to determine if it's the alternator or transmission failing in my car. I don't know how to speak Tagalog or Ilocano.
However, one of the things I do know....is KUNG FU!
Well, I *kind of* know it. Not like how Keanu knows kung fu. I know enough to either get me in trouble or keep me out of trouble. I know it to the point where someone of my years of training, experience and skill level ought to know it.
Which means squat to no one but me. I know that I love kung fu. I do it because it makes me happy and there is enough circumstantial evidence that might lead one to believe that I could actually be *gulp* good at it. (Ha, I'm sooo good...I can fool YOU ALL!) That and I want an exercise that doesn't involve treadmills or anything ellipitical-shaped.
In case that isn't enough for you, then here are some other items that you may *or may not* find interesting that would help you to understand just what the littlest sifu is all about.
also known as
~ lei ann
~ j. lo/lay lo
~ supreme overlord
demographics
~ filipino-american by way of hawaii, currently domesticated in boston, ma
~ 30-ish, 120-ish, anywhere from 4'10 to 5'2 (depending whether the kicks are steve maddens or louboutins)
~ married (to another kung fu master, so don't even try to break into our house)
kung fu affiliation
~ wah lum kung fu
~ sifu bob rosen
~ what's left of "the gang" circa 2001
absolute likes
~ kung fu (duh)
~ food (oh man, I love food so much that when i eat breakfast, i'm already thinking about lunch)
~ anything that makes me look good
intense dislikes
~ fake @ss people who can't keep their mouths shut
~ fat people who can't keep their mouths shut
~ people in general
domesticated animals
~ one chihuahua puppy who can do 3 tricks so far
~ two overweight lazy cats
~ two turtles
favorite foods
~ gyros
~ cake batter ice cream from j.p. licks or cold stone
~ anything really...depends on the restaurant
favorite asian foods
~ sushi/sashimi
~ pancit palabok
~ bi bim bap
what's in my handbag right now
~ still blinged-out sidekick II (yeesh...it's so paris hilton circa 2004)
~ levenger circa agenda
~ dermalogica solar care spray-on sunblock (it's the BEST!!! so light and airy)
last three handbags i've used
~ louis vuitton white murakami speedy (yeesh...another so out of season, but i'm poor now and can't update like i used to)
~ dior pink rain logo saddlebag
~ gucci black and white chain baguette
last three shoes i've worn
~ christian louboutin brown pumps
~ gucci leather and nylon black strappy sandals
~ steve madden yellow kitten heel pumps (my favorite!)
what i'm wearing right now
~ turquoise blouse with red and white trim from h&m
~ kids jeans from target (wearing a girl's 16 is the same as a women's 4 and much cheaper!)
~ jade lifesaver from sifu's last china trip that i never take off
wildest dreams yet unfulfilled
~ having a massage in one of those over-the-water thatched huts in bora bora
~ no-holds-barred shopping spree at saks
~ being on a reality show (and a good one, like on vh1, not the oxygen channel)
wildest dreams about to be fulfilled
~ having a spa day in downtown manila
~ dressing up as a geisha/maiko in tokyo
~ taking kung fu poses above the rice terraces in banaue
wildest dreams - crossed off the list
~ married to a great guy who *truly* loves me...as egocentric as i am...he is the yin to my yang
~ after 7 years of wanting a dog, my chihuhua puppy who by luck/karma/kismet found ME!
~ living in a phat house on a hill and being the neighborhood's entertaining power couple
what's easy to like about me
~ i'm a mirror to your personality. if you're chill, i'm chill. if you're a gossip, hell, lemme get my popcorn & a comfy chair.
~ my alcohol tolerance is equal to that of a ukranian frat boy
~ i'm so cute, you wanna just put me in your pocket and take me home
my bad habits
~ lightning fast judgmental reflexes (if i don't like your shoes, i don't even wanna look in your direction)
~ elitist behavior
~ biting both my lips in at the same time
what i do at least once a day (other than the obvious hygiene activities)
~ change outfits at LEAST twice
~ nap on the couch
~ think about how lucky i am to have the life i'm leading
