Like I said, this site is about me, me and only me...and my kung fu and sometimes my friends who are in kung fu, but WAIT...it's still all about me.  You can admire me, worship me, fear me, challenge me, badmouth me, hate me or avoid me.  Doesn't matter *yawn*.  I've been doing this about 16 years now and there is nothing new to surprise me anymore.  You can also ask questions...again if it pertains to *moi*.  While I give of myself freely in an effort to keep you somewhat entertained, what I will not do is talk about the following:

1.   I will not blog about members of my affiliation or the politics that go behind such an organization (unless it's really fun...No?  Not even that?  Damn.)  Look people...there's bound to be disagreement anytime you get more than 2 persons together.  A kung fu organization is especially no different, and even seems compounded because of our martial and combative nature anyway.  (I don't care what anyone says...fighting DOES solve everything.)  But, that's no one's business but the individuals involved.  So, I don't care who is doing what to whom, who's in trouble, who has favor, who has fallen out of favor, etcetera, etcetera.  Like I'm even privy to all that information.  Trust me, I don't know nothing, I don't see nothing, so don't even bother to ask.  I'm the littlest guppy in a big pond.

2.  I will not discuss Wah Lum forms or other techniques.  So, don't ask me if it's better to do a side kick from crossing behind or crossing in front or what's the secret move in First Form anyway.  If you are also a Wah Lum student, great!  Go ask your sifu for help.  What are you doing on the Internet wasting your time reading all this crap anyway?  Go practice!!!!

3.   Like I said, I've been doing kung fu half my lifespan now, but I don't have any secret methods or moves or magical feats of prowess.  If you ask me, the best move for a girl still is to kick the guy in the nuts (oh *wait* I'm wearing my Louboutins, so let me kick those off first) or hit him with your big purse (oh darn, another Louis...oh hells no, I ain't getting anyone's sweat or blood on this purse.  Look, the white leather is still immaculate and the handles haven't even patinated yet.  Ok, guess I'm going to have to use kung fu moves anyway.)  Back to my point...I only know what's right for me, just like you only know what's right for you.  So, not to get all Zen Buddhist on your @ss, but use your common sense.  Some of you will agree with me and some won't.  Some of you will be entertained by what I write and most of you won't.  What do I care...that's why it's MY blog.  Go get your own.  Now...leave me alone, Grasshopper.

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